Ruminations......Chewing the cud..over and over again

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So life has been pretty regular..just stuff coming and going..oh and back to me being point and kill in the market, here goes..so this chicken who says he can levitate..i meet, Adia why u? We will refer to him as LC/LF -Levitating chicken/frog. Now, i meet LC (let's piry(pity) him, frog's too strong a word) in school at this thing for an event coming up, at first Lc's okay...we joke
LC- ah, adia na wa o! u've left me o!
Adia- We got a divorce remember?
LC- but we got back together have u forgotten?
Adia- my bad, i forgot o!...why did we get back together?
LC- because i changed my mind ( i should have seen d corky signs!)
Adia- and me mumu i just came back running to u?
LC-yes..but u know it's all love se?
Now this was our first conversation (N.B- that i remember), so we joked, laughed....... et cetera et cetera......er..what happened next? er.. ok so we exchange numbers.. the day of the event arrives, LC picks me and my sis from our abode..usual,u look nice..yadda yadda..now i can't remember exactly when but we start phone convos...late at night, d scribe refers to them as booty calls, i refer to them as calls you prolong when u have nothing to watch and nothing to read..or simply because u feel that tingling sensation ( for the dramatic in this case literary effect!lol!) in ur toes or....elsewhere. Ok at first it was just a way to pass time, make a friend,...pass time....later bobo yi what am i saying i mean LC!, bobo ke, bobo ni! asks me out... oh! this was on facebook o! wait wait lemme get it for u! God please make dey no discover me o! eh hen..so we were talking and we jokingly..no i shall koba meself..

LC: ...can i ask you a question tho?We have known each other for a while, couple of months and the bond between us has grown deeper than it was when we first met in rweden hall...what would u say, if i said we get better aquinted? (this was how he spelled it)

Adia: ( thinking months ke? abi weeks! which kain dirty bond?) LC! eh ehn! u're confusing me with other babes, u and who met in Rweden hall,those babes in tikasingh's class abi? dis is definitely a line for some1 else, stop multitasking and talking to 2 babes plus 1 other at the same time!

LC:Nope... im not multitaskin.... you were with your sis and u guys were in the basement of rweden hall and i was at night.. and I was about to get on the elevator and then she called me and marc and we walk over to u guys and we talk to u guys for a quick sec and u guys left...This was last semester, do u remember now?

I'm i honestly supposed to remember this? with so many faces in my first year??? so i evade and postpone convo...Lc comes and visits one day i realize he is too too too corky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cannot stand! did i mention he's a tit for tat person? oh..silly me! if he does u a favor he totally expects one back..in other words payment for services rendered...i absolutely despise! , then he says he can levitate and read minds, guess his role model? yes..evil *angel* (the freak on tv)! i laugh over it..i think over it.. what fellowship does light have with darkness? (I did not say LC is darkness o! misquote me not! LC goes to church o!) which kain dirty levitation..a weirdo i can somewhat stand... a criss, um...hell no! oh.. for those who do not know-levitation is defying the gravitational force field by being suspended in the air on nothing! yes! like a winch! me ke and winch! tufia! chukwu a ma kwe ihe ojo! shio kelebe!
Now, my main problem is even as a person he is so damn corky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plus he is so eww...favor wanting back! gosh! come off ur dirty high horse! or maybe it's all in my head! but for now sha i cannot stand! so there! kill me! hiss!
So i was gisting my sistas about school and our funny teachers and these people started LAWLING! for real! on the *MAIN* road and embarassing me o! imag, imagine! but soon i was lawling too sha...
Ok..so our physics teacher was explaining the laws of motion and friction and he was illustrating with an act featuring himself..so he goes..in his funny accent.
so you are walking and you say bye bye Tade, bye bye Blessing (at this point, the MAN puts his hand on his waist and waves at his imaginary friends) and you slip, he screams ay!!!!!!!!!!! while sliding his foot across the concrete floor simultaneously! it is pussing me ay!!!!!!!!!!!! he screams again. *it* meaning friction, pussing meaning pushing, ay-scream of terror! N.B-like ay! up Nepa! but ay for terror here.
Trust. we couldn't stop laughing! At first he laughed with us, but we didn't stop and he's like "vas vunny, stop laving! listen!" meaning "what is funny, stop laughing! listen!" more laughter equals very angry Mr Adeleke! I never forgot what friction could do to me..it is pussing me!!! lol! enjoy the week y'all, i hope i made u smile!