Mr. Yamaguchi

^^^ The source of the heart bubbles (see below for explanation). My beef fajita in Delhi.


Dear Blogsville, I have come to give you an update about my love life. I have gone and fallen in love with Adam Yamaguchi. How do I know this you may ask, well every time I click on his profile on facebook - I find myself hiccuping and then my mouth gapes open like a dead fish, only love shaped bubbles float out of it (Okay, so this is a stretch even for my active imagination, but you get my drift) So what do you guys advise? Please pick from the options below.

ALL INTERACTION WILL OCCUR ON FACEBOOK

A) Hey Adam, I admire your work deeply and your drive. Do you wanna have dinner sometime? (via msg)

B) Hey Adam, I think you have amazing talent and your work is fabulous. Plus you are such a hottie! Marry me (lol)!! or perhaps dinner and drinks? (via msg)

C) Hey Adam, remember me? the Nigerian girl. Well, I am pregnant and my parents are threatening to disown and abandon me. Please get back to me asap. (I figured this would grab his attention..he he) (via wallpost of course!)



Please help a confused Blogger.

Peace, love, and blessings.

Adia Odemwingie Yamaguchi.

Hahahahaa

Text msg from guy pal (who is obviously trying to pitch his tent) - So why are you single? I mean are you open to dating??
Try laughing with a splitting headache....I really didn't want to get into the whole gist with him, plus its nap time!
My response - lol. Yes I am.

AND JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT BAD

Terrible living conditions..... (N.B- maybe gross and digusting and nausea inducing for some)

http://www.hulu.com/watch/154282/vanguard-worlds-toilet-crisis

and this is why we need to say that faithful prayer!

http://odb.org/2010/06/10/faithful-prayer/

P.S - Adam Yamaguchi is such a Hottie!!!!!! (off to stalk him on facebook) he he!

TobyMac!!!

So, I just saw house of heroes, skillet, and tobymac in concert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

= totally worth my hard earned dollars!!! blissfully awesome!!!

P.S - I'm still accepting applications o! (lol) and in the irrevent words of Toby it would help if the guy thinks this way "Imma be a daddy who's in the mix, and imma be a husband who stays legit" - [Lose my soul ft Kirk Franklin & Mandisa]

TobyMac!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR/ THIRD MONTH GUYS!

Hey guys...so it has been a VERY hot minute, but I didn't forget you o! lai lai!!! School is crazy, education is seriously not a joke mehn..but I'm working it, one step at a time..
In this new year, I'm thankful most especially for life, God's unconditional goodness (Thank you Daddy), and my awesomely ROCKING family!!!

Aside..
I really appreciate ALL the comments on the proses and poem..thanks guys..you all help me hone my skills
Digression..
Apparently, I NEED a boyfriend as voiced by various people, I too I'm beginning to seriously consider this notion and as such I have decided blogsville willl be the perfect spot.... All interested GENTLEMEN apply within (via comments).

CRITERIA
Minimum requirements
Passionate about JESUS = Jesus Freak
Bachelors degree in a lucrative field (a PHD may propel you to the front of the resume stack)
Exquisitely furnished face and of considerable height (by considerable we mean 5' 6" and above)
Excellent culinary and hair styling skills
Excellent sense of dress and color combination
Must possess character, integrity, and that IGBO swag! (*candidates do not have to be Nigerian/ Igbo to possess said Igbo swag).
Must be humble, attentive, driven, leading, compromising, and supporting (in all facets - career- wise, family etc)
Inquisitive palate
Must be a feminist (believer in equal rights for MEN and WOMEN, male chauvinists will be promptly kicked to the curb!!)

Additional Propellants (factors that are not requirements but may propel you to the top of the stack)
Willingness to have a trophy gf/wife
Willingness to sponsor trophy gf/wife on EXTRAVAGANT louboutin shoe shopping sprees
Willingness to take gf/wife AROUND THE ENTIRE WORLD (No, not in the confines of a bed, this is literal people!)
Willingness to cater to gf/wife's every whim and fancy
Willingness to be gf/wife's mule/ beast of burden (in a very SWEET WAY of course)

* This position is open to ONLY HETEROSEXUAL men. (No Bisexuals, Homosexuals, MSM, or transexuals)
**Transvestites may apply, but only those who engage in transvestism for cultural purposes.
*** Subsequent changes may be made to Criteria.

FAQ
Q:Why should I choose you?

A: Have you seen the profile picture/blogfile pic? Such Luscious hair....your fingers will never be cold again.

Q: It seems you want to be a trophy wife, how is that supposed to help me? I thought relationships were supposed to be about two people building and helping one another grow?

A: You are quite right, and this is what this relationship will involve...I shall be building and enhancing your travel experience and dossier, in addition to your reputation at Christian Louboutin. Moreover, I shall fill your ears with intellectual chatter....I shall be your Dostoevsky, Kant, however you like it sire... I can even be Dickens. You will not need the CNN female versions of Don Lemon or Anderson Cooper. I shall be IT bay-bay!!

And on that note, I leave with a HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh My Nigeria

I am deeply saddened...

http://www.hulu.com/watch/114090/vanguard-cocaine-mafia